My girlfriend only talks to me in one or two word sentences.

Well I kind of knew that it might have turned out like this when I first got into the relationship. But it is slowly gnawing away at me.

Recently someone suggested it may be a mental or biological issue of some sort so I searched it up.

Apparently she won't be able to talk in full sentences until she's three.

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