A Priest gets sent to a country town

A Priest gets sent to a small country town to minister to the local Church. When he arrives there he visits all the locals and introduces himself. After a few hours of chatting he gets hungry and decides to visit the local restaurant. He finds a nice table to sit down and a waitress appears asking him what he would like. After looking at the menu he says “A steak, but just cooked”. The waitress yells out to the kitchen “A bloody steak!”. The Priest looks shocked and says to the woman “Oh my goodness, you can not speak in front of me like that, I am a servant of God!”. The waitress has a chuckle and says “Father, a bloody steak is the code between me and the kitchen for a very rare, just cooked steak”. “Oh how silly of me, I should have known” says the priest and then goes on to enjoy his meal.

After living in the town for over thirty years the Priest is too old to minister the Church any more, so his superiors send a young replacement Priest. Upon his arrival the elder Priest decides to introduce his new replacement to all the locals in town and after a few hours of that they both decide they are hungry and visit the local restaurant. After finding a table to sit and the old Priest knowing the place so well yells out to the kitchen “A bloody steak!”. The young Priest looks and him and says “That's the spirit father” and yells to the kitchen “And plenty of Fucking Chips!”