My girlfriend...

My girlfriend seems to think everything she says is tremendously funny and it makes her quite oblivious to more pressing issues. Like the other day during a phone call, she was unfazed in regards to my screams as my disgruntled lovers stabbed me repeatedly, all the while I'm yelling at her, "Honey, my sides are killing me!"

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