Osama bin Laden dies and goes to heaven . . . .

. . . . So he's waiting at this gate when all of a sudden, George Washington comes out.

"You attacked the country I helped found!" and beats the crap out of him. Then he goes back inside and Thomas Jefferson comes out. "You hate the Declaration of Independence that I wrote!" And beats the ever-loving shit out of him. Then he goes back inside.

The James Madison comes out. "You son-of a bitch . . ."and starts beating Osama some more.

"Oh Merciful Allah! What is going on?"

And Mohammed shows up and and says, "Well I *did* promise you 72 Virginians."

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