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Who do zombie cowboys fight? Deadskins.

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For my birthday this year my wife purchased me a week of private lessons at...

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like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud...

Why would a...

Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.

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A guy is in a waiting room and has to fart, so he waits for the music to get...

If Trayvon Martin...

I know there's a joke in there somewhere...

My ex-wife still...

But her aim is getting better

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