A patient on the psych ward is sitting in the day room reading a book. Above him, another patient has hung herself from the light fixture. A new orderly walks in, points to the patient hanging from the ceiling and shouts, "What's going on in here?!?" The patient looks up from his book and calmly says, "That's Betty. She thinks she's a lightbulb". The orderly screams "We need to cut her down!!" To which the patient replies, "Hellooo, I'm reading..."
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