And I questioned her why she didn't put the fruit on the waffles. She said, "What? no, these are melons, you don't put melons on waffles."
I responded, "Oh, sorry, I don't really know proper waffle etiquette".
We were silent for a few moments, and then I said... "I'm just w*awful* at it."
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