Yo momma

your momma's like a toilet fat,ugly, smells like shit and gets used 24/7


yo moma's like a match always gets hot
your momma's so fat that when she got on the back of a bus it pulled its front wheels up


your momma's so hairy it looks like shes got bob marley in a headlock


your momma's like a bedsheet always gets laid


your moma's like a bowling ball gets fingered goes down the ale and comes back for more


your moma's so fat she makes the whales jealous


your momma's so ugly she makes michael jackson luk like jenifer lopez


your moma's so fat she makes the whales luk like a tic tac


your moma's seen more pricks than akiu puncture