A wife was lying in her bed with her fourth husband, they were just married and very much in love. Says the wife, "please be gentle, I am still a virgin." So the husband asks, "how can you be a virgin if you've been married three times?".
Says the wife:
My first husband was a psychiatrist: when it came to my cooch, all he wanted to do was talk about it.
My second husband was a gynaecologist: when it came to my cooch, all he wanted to do was look at it.
My third husband was a stamp collector. *sigh* I miss that man.
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