My first submission, it used to play well with my father-in-law

Two Jewish men, Ari and Hymie, were walking down a city street, whereupon they happened to pass in front of a Catholic church. The church had a big sign out in front saying:

**"Convert To Catholicism and Receive $10! Today Only!!"**

Hymie stopped and studied the sign with a contemplative look.

"No...", said Ari apprehensively, "tell me you're not actually considering converting!"

"I've been thinking about this, and today is as good of a day as ever," Hymie replied.

Ari stood there speechless as his old friend walked into the church. About fifteen minutes later, Hymie walked back out smiling.

"What happened Hymie!?" the still incredulous Ari asked, "How did it go??"

"Fine," Hymie assured him, "It was easy."

Ari seemed to relax as they resumed walking, but then stopped. "Wait...did you get the $10?"

Hymie looked at him with disdain and said, "What...is that all you people think of?!"

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