Little girl sits on Santa’s lap.
Santa: What would you like for Christmas?
Little Girl: I want a Barbie and a G.I.Joe.
Santa: Little girl don’t you know Barbie comes with Ken?
Little Girl: No Santa, Barbie fakes it with Ken, she cums with G.I.Joe.
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