About two weeks before Christmas, a little Catholic boy decided to write a letter to Santa. He started "Dear Santa...", he thought "No, I will go to a higher authority", so he decided to write a letter to Jesus.
"Dear Jesus,
If you get me a bike for Christmas, I will be good for two weeks.."
"NO NO NO NO I can't be good for two weeks", he thought to himself.
So he started all over again...
"Dear Jesus,
If you get me a bike for Christmas I will be good for one week."
"NO NO NO NO I can't be good for one week", he thought to himself.
So he quickly ran to the Study room and grabbed their statue of Mary, and quickly wrapped it up in a blanket.
He started all over again.
"Dear Jesus,
I have your mother...if you ever want to see her again...get me a bike for Christmas!"
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