The children were lined up in a cafeteria for lunch in a catholic elementary school. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note and posted on the apple tray: "Take ONLY one. God is watching." Moving further along the line, at the other end of the table was a large tray of cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want, God's watching the apples."
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