And I said, "Darling, those would be walnuts". Then she asked, "Daddy, if I had some nuts on my chest, would those be chestnuts?" and I said, "Hell yea". The she said "Well Daddy, if I had nuts under my chin would those be chinnuts?" and I said, "HELL NO BITCH then you'd have a dick in yo mouth".
(Courtesy Dr. Dre)
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