Somebody told me “Jesus forgives the people and admits them into heaven.”


I told them, “Yeah, I’ve seen the movie “All Dogs go to Heaven”, and even “All Dogs go to Heaven 2”; but I haven’t seen the movie “All Rapists go to Heaven” yet, so if you could rent me that one I’m sure we could delve deeper into the subject of spirituality.”

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