My cousin comes to my house only to play my video games. What does he have in common with my narcissistic girlfriend?

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A chilly dog.

I was going to...

But my husband wouldn't let me.

One boy say my...

One boy say my father can pass a water lake second boy say my father can...

A kid asked for...

A kid asked for three pink golf balls from his father for his 13th birthday....

A man is standing...

A cop taps him on the shoulder and says "What are you doing?". The man...

"Going to a job...

"A beret?" "Yeah. They've been statistically proven to help you get a job...

What does Osama...

Took me 10 years to find it, but when I did; killed it!

Who makes the...

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the operating...

Sleeping like a...

While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and downs...

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Lost..... Why the fuck would a camel be in the North Pole?