While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and downs frightened a lot of small investors.
A guy went to his financial adviser at the bank and ask if he were worried.
He replied that he slept like a baby.
He was amazed and asked, "Really? Even with all the fluctuations?"
He said "Yes, that's right. Just like a baby...I sleep for a couple of hours, then wake up and cry for a couple of hours!"
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