He's not very social, and hardly leaves his house except to go to Best Buy. He's not bad looking and can sing like a combination of Fergie and Jesus. One day he tells me he has a crush on the girl that works in the home theater department named Shiba. I tell him, "Sam, you should talk to her. It's about time you get off your ass and find a lady." Sam says, "but I don't know how to talk to girls, I'll make myself look so dumb." "Then write her a song and sing it to her, she'll be yours after that for sure. Just make sure its not about video games, like that one you wrote about chasing Sonic the Hedgehog with a frying pan," I told him. So Sam musters up the courage to woo this lady and I decided to spy on it to see how things go. I head to the home theater department of Best Buy and I see Sam walking the other way. "Sam, what happened??" I asked. And by the look on his face I already knew. Sam sung "Pan a Sonic" to Shiba.
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