There once was a man whose penis was 25 inches in size. He was unable to have sex and searched for a cure.
He hears from a friend about a woman who can shorten penis size with her magic. He was skeptical and reluctant, but eventually he travels to the woman's home.
Once he gets there he is greeted by the woman's husband. The husband tells the man that you must get his wife to say "No" and when she does his penis will decrease 5 inches in size. He greets the lady and tells her his case. She agrees to help him.
He asks the woman "Will you marry me?" The woman says No. He is now at 20 inches. He asks again. "Will you marry me?". The woman replies "No." He is now at 15 inches. The man asks one final time "Will you marry me?". The woman replies "How many times must I tell you? No. No. No!".
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