He says "I have two gifts. First, the ability to write your name in the snow with your pee"
Adam leaps foreward excitedly shouting "Ooh me! Me me me!" And snatches the gift from The Lord's hands
The Almighty sighs and says to Eve "well I guess that leaves you with multiple orgasms."
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