Monica went to the dry cleaners and said," Excuse me, I wold like to get my dress cleaned." And the little old man was barely able to hear her and said,"What did you say?"She replied,"I would like to get my dress cleaned sir."And the old man still could not hear her and said,"Come again?"She replied."No, Mustard."
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