An Englishman, American and a Russian are sitting waiting for their turn to get to heaven. Boring long wait so the Brit asked the American: "So why are you here". Brit: "Damn truck, head on collision in my Rolls Royce, what about you?" American: "Aaah, was driving drunk and couldn't handle my Ford Mustang and off the cliff I went."
Then they curiously look at the Russian who is really quiet and sits in the corner looking all sad. Both of them ask then: "What happened man, tell us."
Russian: "I was collecting money to buy a Moskvitch my whole life and because of that I died in hunger."
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