A gay man finally decides to tell his parents about his sexuality.
He goes home and finds his mother cooking dinner.
He sits down and says, "Mom, I have something to tell you: I'm gay."
His mother gives no response, and the guy is about to repeat it when she turns away from the stove and calmly asks,
"You're gay doesn't that mean you put men's members in your mouth?"
The guy nervously says, "Uh, yeah."
His mother turns back to the stove, then whirls around, whacks him over the head with her spoon and says, "Don't you ever complain about my cooking again!"
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by calamjo
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