Mrs. Jammer, shopping in the supermarket, went from counter to counter humming and singing to herself."You seem to be very happy," remarked the clerk."I have every reason to be," replied Mrs. Jammer."I've got a beautiful home, two lovely children, a nice bank account, my husband's life is insured for $450,000... ...and his health is far from robust."
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