(Not for Muffin Man luvers)
Do you know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man?
Do you know the muffin man who lives on Dreary lane?
I just shot the muffin man, the mufifn man, the muffin man.
I just shot the muffin man who lives on Dreary Lane.
I shot him with a 20 gauge, a 20 gauge, a 20 gauge
I shot him with a 20 gauge, and now he's dead.
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