NFL jokes

Insert any team you don't like in blank spot:

What's the best way to keep ___ out of your front yard?
Put field goal post up!


Why does President Obama want to send ____ QB to Syria?

The CIA are convinced ____QB is the only American who can overthrow Bashir Assad.

What do ____ have in common with postal service?
Neither deliver on Sunday.

What's the difference between a dollar bill and _____?
You can still get four quarters from a dollar bill.

What's the difference between a _____ fan and a baby?
The baby stops whining after a while.

What do you call 53 millionaires watching the Super Bowl?

____ team

Did you hear ____ don't have a website?
They can't string three Ws in a row.

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