Mrs. Ellis came home from work one evening to find her three-year-old son lighting up a cigar. She raced into the kitchen where her husband was making dinner. Hey! she announced. This is terrible! I just caught Matthew lighting a cigar! You put a stop to that right now, he shouted. That kid is altogether too young to be playing with matches!
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