A guy gets stuck in quicksand...

A guy is walking through the jungle and soon finds himself stuck in quicksand. He tries and tries to get himself unstuck, but the more he tries, the deeper he sinks. Soon he gets stuck up to his knees and starts screaming for help.
A passerby comes to see what the fuss is all about and finds the man buried up to his knees in quicksand with a terrified look on his face.
"Oh thank god! Sir, please, you have to help me! I'm stuck in this quicksand and I can't seem to get free," plead the man in distress.
"Yea, It looks like you're in quite a pickle. I'll tell you what... I'll throw you this vine right here if you suck my dick when you get out," bargained the passerby.
"Ewww, dude. No way. We're near a road that gets traffic so I think I'll just wait until the next person comes by," said the man now up to his waste in quicksand.
Hours go by and no one heard the man calling for help. Finally, another passerby heard his cries and came to see what all the fuss is about.
"Sir. You have to help me. I've been stuck in this quicksand for hours and I'm sinking more and more."
"I'll help you get free if you suck my dick," the new passerby bargains.
"What is with this jungle? No! I'm not sucking anyone's dick. I'll wait for someone else."
"Well, good luck to you then."
"Yea, good luck getting your dick sucked, asshole."
The passerby leaves the man in distress as he sinks up to his chest.
After a few more hours of sinking deeper into the quicksand, panic really starts to set in. He's screaming and writhing, and doing anything he can to get out. Finally a third passerby happens upon the man now up to his neck in quicksand.
"Sir, wait, wait... You have to help me. I'm stuck in this quicksand and I can't get out. I'll do anything to get out. Anything... I'll suck your dick, Man!"

"Faggot..."