A bear is chasing a rabbit

So the bear is chasing a rabbit when suddenly a fairy shows up and said: "I grant you both 3wishes."

The bear wants goes first and wishes that all the female bears in the forrest love him.

Then the rabbit wishes a leather jacked. and the fairy grants him the wish.

For his second wish the bear wishes that all the female bears in the world love him

for the rabbit his second wish he wishes a fast motor.

Then the bear wishes that all the bears in the world are female expect him.

and the rabbit wishes that the bear was gay and drives away

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