A rich CEO decides to head over to Madrid, Spain for a vacation. Although he is very affluent, he decides to experience the culture by going to a local restaurant. Upon arriving, he says to the waiter, "I want the most expensive dish you have."
Minutes later, the waiter arrives with what appears to be meatballs. Though not very exquisite, upon trying it, the CEO discovers the most delicious meal he had ever eaten.
He calls the waiter and asks what it was. "Señor, son los cojones. It's the testicles of the loser of the bullfight. It is considered a specialty; the balls of the strongest bulls have the best taste."
Although surprised, the CEO goes to the restaurant everyday to have the same meal. On the third day, the CEO comments,
"Camarero, these seem to be much smaller and saltier then yesterday's."
To which the waiter sadly replies,
"Unfortunately, señor, the bull sometimes win."
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