One day Moses and Jesus were fishing, catching a ton of fish they were getting a little bored. Moses says to Jesus "Wanna make a bet?" since Jesus is always down for a bet, he couldnt refuse. Moses says "Its been five thousand years since my last miracle, I bet you I could still pull it off" So he walks to the front of the boat and spreads his arms.. just like the olden days, the ocean split for him "Yeah, five thousand years and I still got it!" Jesus then "Its only been two thousand years since my last miracle, watch this!" Jesus then begins to attempt walking on the water. He puts one foot on, then the second and sinks! Straight to the bottom of the ocean. He swims up and gets in the boat "Ok, two thousand years.. maybe i'm a little rusty, let me try it again." He then proceeds to put one foot on the water, then the other and Sinks! Again, straight to the bottom of the ocean.. he swims back up, gets in the boat and says... "I know why Im fucking up, last time I did this I didnt have holes in my feet!"
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