1: NO! That doesn't go there!
2: NURSE : Are you new here?
SURGEON: No, but I did stay at a holiday INN express last
night.
3: Damn. Where did I drop that scalpel?
4: Who's making a potato?
5: Was that not supposed to be cut?
6: We have to zap this, QUICK!
7: HEY! His liver is NOT a toy!
8: Oh shit.
9: Did he sign the donor card? No. Get the bag.
10: Uh oh. Where did my crystal glass piece go?
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