More than just lightly drunk.

A lamp comes home one night from the bar.

It unties its shade from its ponytail.

The lamp messes around doing foolish things around the house.

The son asks her to help with his his homework.

After many attempts, the lamp gives up with the problem, 2+2.

The son asks, "Mommy, what's wrong? You're not bright today."

To which the lamp replies, "Sorry Ray, I need to check my head, I'm completely burnt out."

She collapses on the floor, and can't stand up, so she calls for her husband, a night stand, to help her up.

"Honey, whatever are you going to tell your co-workers tonight?"

"Thanks dear," She says. "I'm gonna sleep now. Maybe if I feel better afterwards, I can filament."

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