Mommy...can I pee in...??

The mother of a 5 year old boy ring bearer is getting married today with her 7 years boyfriend Dick in a church full of friends and relatives. Right after the boy handed the ring to his mom, the boy asked his mom politely.

"Mommy, I need to pee pee."

The mother responded, "ok honey, just a few more minutes and we are done."

5 minutes later and still not done....the little boy asked again,

"Mommy, i can't hold it any longer, can I pee in the corner?"

The mother got a bit irritated at the son and raised the voice a bit, "NO! peeing in the corner is not right!"

Some of the relatives and friends mumbles in the background because feeling sorry for the boy because he's just a kid.

Then out of nowhere, the little boy asks his mom again, "Mommy, then can you open your mouth and let me pee in it?"

The mom and some of the friends and relatives gasps over what the boy asked. The mom quickly responded.

"Of course NO! that's gross."

Seconds later, the boy asks, "but how come Dick get to pee in your mouth?"

then the rest is a dead silence....

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