Corny Pickup Lines


Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.


Woman: Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.


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Man: Hey come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason.


Woman: Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!


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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.


Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?


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Man: Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?


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Man: I'd go through anything for you.


Woman: Good! Let's start with your bank account.


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Man: Your place or mine?


Woman: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine!


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Man: Is this seat empty?


Woman:Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.


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Man: So, what do you do for a living?


Woman: I'm a female impersonator.


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Man: Oh! baby are you hurt?"


Woman: No, Why?"


Man: "It's a long fall from Heaven."


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Man: If I could redo the alphabet, I would put U and I right beside each other!


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Woman: You look just like my third husband."


Man: Oh, really? How many times have you been married?


Woman: Twice.


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Man: Are you from Tennessee?


Woman: No. Why?


Man: Because you are the only ten I see!

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