Mohammed cooks fish with Jesus and Moses

I was there, I remember it like this:

The three friends were boating for fish...

Jesus walked out onto the water and said "I'll scare the fish your way!"

Moses said, "Ok! I'll part the sea so all the fish land on the land!"

Sure enough it parted and the fish plopped out just as He had said.

Mohammed said "Lalallalalalalla!" and blew Himself up in a big fireball which ignited all the fish and cooked them perfectly in all the ways.

Then they feasted on the hardened soil, sharing bits of charred fishflesh and having a good time.

Moral of the story: Everyone has a gift to give.