Mixed up presents

So this guy wants to make a nice gift for the girl he's recently started dating. He decides for a nice pair of gloves. Nice and romantic but not too personal. To pick a nice pair, he went to the store, accompanied by his sister. At the department store, the sister also bought a pair of undies for herself.

Now, as the store wraps up their purchases, they unfortunately mixed up the gloves and the undies, unbeknownst to the poor guy. Well, he decides to mail the gloves to his girl and adds the following note:

"I got you these because I noticed you don't normally wear any. I think I'd have preferred ones with buttons, but your sister wears short ones too, and they're easier to pull off. The color might be a bit risky, but the shop assistant showed me hers, which she'd been wearing for three weeks, and they were hardly stained. She also tried yours on, and it look really chic.

I wish I could be the first one to put them on you, but by the time I see you next Friday, I'm sure many will have come into contact with them. When you take them off, don't forget to blow into them, because they get wet from wearing. Think about how often I'll kiss them for the next years. I hope you'll wear them for me this Friday.

Love,
your darling.

PS: The newest fashion is to wear them turned-down so that a bit of the fur shows.

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