True Story though not verbatim:
Milton Berle and Jackie Gleason were sitting in a steam bath one day. In walks a man who confronts Milton Berle and says, "Uncle Miltie, I've heard too much about your legendary Hollywood schlong. I think mine's bigger. I want to compare!" The man whips off his towel and reveals a substantial, impressive member.
Uncle Miltie looks at it, sets his cigar down, and proceeds to unwrap his towel.
Jackie Gleason quickly interrupts and says, "Miltie, show only enough to win."
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