A married lady got bored with her husband so she started having an affair with the milkman.
One afternoon the milkman drops by and they're gonna start doin it.
The lady is super excited, gets naked, hops in the bathtub and says, "just fill it up!!!"
The milkman says "do you want the milk pasteurized?"
The lady says "no that's okay I just want it up to my boobs."
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