Two midgets on a bender in Vegas hire two hookers and take 'em out for a night
on the town. After cocktails and gambling, they all head back to their hotel
room at the MGM Grand. But the night doesn't quite turn out as planned. Since
he's had too much to drink, one of the midgets can't get it up at all, and, to
make matters worse, has to listen to the other one say "1, 2, 3, huh," over and
over again, all night. The next morning, the first midget is complaining.
"Man, did that suck. I was soft all night."
"You think that's bad," said the other midget. "I couldn't even get onto the
bed."
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