An old man went into confession and told the priest:"Father,I'm 81 married with six children and 13 grandchildren. Last night i had an affair and made love to two 18-year-old girls.Twice." "I see," said the priest."When was the last time you were in confession?" "Never,Father", replied the old man."I'm Jewish" "So why are you telling me?" "I'm telling everybody!"
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