Mickey Mouse goes to talk to a divorce lawyer.
The lawyer says "Now you say you want a divorce because Mrs. Mouse is mentally ill?"
"What?" Mickey says. "I didn't say that!"
The lawyer says "But you told me she was crazy."
"I didn't say she was crazy," Mickey says. "I said she was fucking Goofy!"
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