Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are in divorce court..

and the judge faces Mickey and says, "Unfortunately, the fact that your spouse is 'freakin silly' isn't grounds for a divorce".

Mickey responds, "You misheard me, your honor. I said she's fucking goofy".

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