Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are getting a divorce. The judge says to Mickey, "Mr. Mouse, for the last time, I'm trying to explain to you that you can't divorce Minnie because she's stupid." Mickey says, "Your honor, for the last time, I don't want to divorce Minnie because she's stupid, I want to divorce her because she's fucking Goofy."
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