Judge: Now Mickey, in your statement you said that you wish to divorce Minnie because of her dental condition. Well I'm sorry but the state of her teeth is not considered suitable grounds for divorce.
Mickey: No, no your honour, you misunderstand, what I actually said was she is fucking Goofy.
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