A couple go to Mexico City for vacation and go to a famous local restaurant. They ask the waiter's opinion about whats on the menu would be good, and he tells them they have a special each Sunday that's wonderful, so they order it.
With great fanfare, the waiter brings out a large silver serving platter with two huge steaming rounds of meat, juices dripping, which both smelled and tasted delicious. The couple was more than satisfied and asked the waiter just what the meat dish was.
"Senior, each Saturday night, we have the bull fights, and that was the bull's balls you ate, good si?!"
They were taken aback by what they had just eaten, but it was delicious and more than enough for two. Six months later, they were back in Mexico City and decided to go to the same same restaurant. Feeling adventuresome, they agreed to order the same dish.
Once again, to great fanfare the waiter brought out the huge silver serving dish and placed it on the table. This time there were two tiny pieces of meat, barely enough for one.
The man says, "excuse me, but the last time we were here and ordered this dish, it was huge, more than enough for two. Why is this dish so small?"
The waiter smiles and replies, " Well you see sir, sometimes the bull wins!"
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