10 Signs That A Kid Is A Nerd

10. Likes people that opress him: teachers, parents, principals,
police, and authority figures.
9. Is overly enthusiastic about 'Dungeons and Dragons' and other
role playing games.
8. Very familiar with mega-hurtz, wears glasses and, can quote
scripture.
7. Frequently speaks of martial arts, but still gets beaten up.
6. Says 'Whom' instead of 'Who.'
5. Is pleased when disruptive individuals are sent to the
office, so that they can continue with their learning.
4. Prefers NPR to any music.
3. Gets upset when there is a test or quiz that he did not know
about.
2. Rooted for Deep-Blue in the famous chess game.
1. Must be pulled off bridge when not accepted at the college of
his choice.