Two dogs were walking down the street. The one dog says to the other, "Wait here a minute, I'll be right back."
He walks across the street and sniffs this fire hydrant for about a minute, then walks back across the street.
The other dog says, "What was that about?"
The dog first dog says, "I was just checking my messages."
Submitted by curtis
Edited by axelwang
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