there was a guy looking to hire a hit man he had three peolple to interview 2 men and a women the interviwer said"take this gun and go in that room and shoot who ever is in there" so the man went in then came back out and said"that is my wife i there i cant shoot my wife" so he was out it was time for the next person to undergo the test he was given the same instructions so he went in then came back out and said"imy wife is in there i cant shoot my wife who do u think i am " so it was up to the women she entered the room thenn u here a BANG BANG then there was CRASH and screaming then she returned from the room and she said "u didnt tell me there was blanks in the gun i had to kill him with the bloody chair !!!!!!
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