Mercedes driver

A rich banker just picks up his new set of wheels from the dealership, a 2015 top of the line Mercedes Benz S500 so he decides he'll go for a spin through the city to show it off a bit. He's driving around getting looks from everyone he passes and he feels great when all of a sudden he gets stopped at a red light looks over and see's this pile of shit station wagon next to him, he immediately reaches for the button for his electric sunroof, opens it up and stretches his arms out through it, looks over at the guy all cocky but the guy does the same thing he opens his electric sunroof, the merc driver is disgusted with this and goes for his electric mirrors and starts folding them in and out, looks over at the guy but same thing again he starts moving his mirrors in and out, merc guy goes for his electric windows, same thing again from the pile of shit he goes for his electric windows.. this goes on and on, every feature this merc has the pile of shit also has until the merc guy looks over the the guy in the station wagon stands up and jumps into the back of his car where he has a double bed in the back and starts rolling around in the bed! The Merc driver is furious and immediately speeds off to dealership to have them put a bed in the back of his car, once this is done he drives around the city without sleep for two days trying to meet this guy again. Eventually he comes upon the car pulled over into a lay by with all the windows fogged up with condensation dripping from them, he gets out of his car and starts banging on the back window, nothing, bangs again, nothing, bangs once more and the back door opens just a little, the guy sticks his head out and is like what what what? to which the Merc driver replies look look I got a bed in the back of my car too! to which the other guy replies "and you got me out of the shower to tell me that"

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